​READ WHAT WAS VOTED 
 "THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT NO ONE
HAD EVER HEARD OF" 
BY PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT

THEY'RE ​TALKING ABOUT...
KIND OF.​​ 
"This weekly  is better than death."
-- Steve
"It changed my life for better and for worse, but mostly for the better. Maybe."
 -- José
"This weekly is way better than Steve."
 -- Sarah
"Hello."
 -- Unknown (found in Chipotle              restroom stall)
BEGIN READING   HERE.
"It's like eating brownies... but literary brownies.
-- Shirley
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"I was expecting a website where I could buy squid to eat. So, I'm disappointed."
-- Lee